Mazel Tov to the person who gave me a new identity idk where u got Miri from, wanna fill me in? and to the person who's still wondering why the wall is so empty?? I can't wait to see your empty wall! It goes back a while, I can barely remember where it was, I think it was in the big Apple that I first bumped into you, picking away at my sushi and getting stares from across the room, and than it continued I was being followed or maybe you were following me out into the streets up to my car or actually maybe it was your car. Who were you with anyway?? and than again one late nite on a saturday nite it was, he shows again, this time with someone else, who were you with anyway? and yet again thats how it went on... oh those days, were the days... Behind my back working very hard to find out who in the world Amitai was and where he came from, and how a blue flower ended up on his red tie, and I think he was even wearing a diamond ring! And than he'd show up at my door with a bag of chips, and hot dogs and buns and expect me to start making this poor guy dinner, he had no wife to make it for him. Well now he shows up to my door but with her, but who in the world is she, I still have no clue. All I can say to the wife I never met is, you can always rely on him to run out and pick up the hot dog buns at 11oclock at nite bc he'll alway say yes!! See you at midnite with a dozen buns!

FRRRRRRIEDMAN ...Avreimel!!! O-M-G AHHHHHHHHH O-M-G This is nuts !!!! O-M-G I can't Breathe!!!O-M-G- I have (O-M-G) my dancing shoes ready!!O-M-G its gonna b insane!! O-M-G So i decided to post myself- Biyichidus!!! Bec. after all we are the Famous twins!! Not IDENTICAL!! Straight hair!! How do people even not tell us apart?? who knows? Blah Blah blah.. how did they write so much ?? O-M-G. mazel tov.

oooh!!! oooh!!! we almost forgot to let you know that we know some ppl who are available to give you swimming lessons this summer...some live quite close to you and were sure we can arrange something at a nearby pool.. we realize that its about time you knew how to put your head under water.. and maybe youll have to pay by breaking your 20..but ur good with that. so all tidaaag. Shlosey we laaaav you...and of course we will always reserve oopa for the times when you visit (and running thru the sprinklers in the rain..)) luv, US ps--hiiiiii rabbbi abe!!!!!

MAZEL TOV MAZEL TOV!!!!! we are soo excited for you Avrumie and Shlomit and families!!! we are sorry we couldn't make it to the vort but we got great reports and we can't wait to meet our new cousin!! can't wait to dance at the wedding!!! you should only have simchos together!!! Hillel, Michal and Chaim

its a YONTIF!

Stam azoy!!

Grrrross, Mena...Shlomit!!!!! so we decided to post together-beyachad!!! bc after all we are the infamous triplets. IDENTICAL!! curly haired! how do ppl even tell us apart?? maybe its ur long fingers with the scar in the middle! or dianas blonde monkey look...or lanis shvartzness. who knows? Hashem knows. maybe our mothers... if theyre not too old. soooo hows that working with your mother packing u snacks in gal paz bags and getting it to you in baltimore?? you think theyll have raisens or apple sauce or hazlenuts down there? have no fear supermans here!!! well just fly joe down with his transmitter radio! how bout wacky wednesday? you could only go during school hours in ur unifrom with your corduroy napsack stuffed with mini drinks!! and which headband are we gna wear to the shabaton? only if its righhttt on ur forehead with a bun on top of ur head, but make sure its not flat!! but u never seemed to have a problem with that..and if u did the butterfly always helped. ;) good times, good times. WAH WAH. whos bris are we going to today? make sure dina doesnt kidnap the kids while we sneak to our fav aunt to get O, i forgot. wah wah. School trip!!! back row seats reseved!! how did this all begin anywayz? our threesome? was it when lana saved u a seat in kvutza? or when di invited u for lunch? or was it really by the premier of the bearded brother and afro man?? but casey deff brought us all closer together. lets get involved in sammys!! good times goood times. how fat was his neck? jay thinks ur pocahantis in ur gorgeous plaid coat and braids. it really was our home away from home with our cot in the back room.. hold on something happened. we almost had a technical difficulty! duuuuudii!!!! first sleepover rox 01. dinas old room. pizza professor. dancce moves. done! lanas basement rox 02..ripped black shirt. rabbi az. tipping over sideways. done! now lets get into rabbi abe!! lets just say that hes pretty hailig...we knew he was for you the min he drove up in barbies cousin! a tanned version. we really just wanna give a zoy laaarge bracha to the young couple..you should continue to give out prizes for many years to come..and may your house always be open to us!!! (and yudi). and a special shoutout to t baby!!! we looove you like a fat kid luuvs cake!! xoxoxoxoox, Di and Lan (triplets forever 08)

Mazal Tov!! Gitty Smulowitz

OMG OMG cwazy what will be at shlongers?? Mazal tuf

Ok so here it goes- Shlo I really cant even begin to describe how happy I am for you. It all started so long ago in kvutzha and we still cant remember how exactly we became friends?? matching headbands to ur bracelets, shabbatons (enough said),the van, my fancy espidrills, long beach shabbasim, your pointer and thumb after you eat- i luuuuv u!!, our theory book -which WILL one day come in to publishing, powdy, Mr. Bean (hehe I had to) , Shimons, my goooorgeous hair (urs too!), met games, QC!!! , herbal essences-cant leave home without it…literally, big ears, man hands,he wins the prize, singing, Will!! not answering ur phone- u?? neverrrrr, our 4.0’s ;) , eeeemm your israeli blood, Juan Levine Jin Matt, old navy flats!!held up so high( u sang it just now didnt u...), fam in bnei brak,amaaaaazzing, Sheila, gp ,LEFTIES!!!!!! so close yet so far,simcha, minesotta- maybe one day youll finally go?, nothing like a crisp white shirt,take out ur lenses!!...you know.. the girl with the long black curly hair!!? I literally can go on and on and on but I think ill stop here with wishing you another huuuuge mazal tov (as if i wont be seeing you at 7:39 a.m.) You and Avrumie should build a bayis ne’eman biyisroel ,preferably in queens ;)(jk!) and you should only have bracha and hatzlacha. Mazal tov to the entire Gross family!! get your dancing shoes on, can not waaaaait till the wedding!!! See you in PriceWaterhouse… Sherm

Are you mad? Congratulations, and we are all very proud of you, we knew you could do it all along, way to go. Anyway We look forward to finding you an apartment in Pickwick, speaking a few times (reserving a BBQ for Sheva Brochos) (ok it's official) (nice) and then returning to our hermit status for a year or two ok bye

Mazel Tov!!!! Are you mad? We cannot wait to have you guys for a shabbos. We promise we won't tell anybody. Just be sure to call us for directions! Can we have a motzei shabbos bagels and pizza one more time before you move down south? Yitzy, Malkie, CNYT"L, and Pinchos

Mazel Tov!

Will the real Abe please stand up? So I feel compelled to admit that I've been planning this post since... Wait wait wait when did all this go down? While we were creating memories? Or in between our trip to the Bahamas and our shopping spree @ Gabriel's? It must be the season of love I guess now I can let Avrumi read ALL our texts--or did he already?!?! Who would have predicted that Sheila Gross would end up in Baltimore, Merryland...? Not I! Don't worry its so NOT ghetto and they are so nice down there in the South they welcome busses. So will you meet me half way to shop? Cuz I'm never walking into Towson mall again in my life. Motek you realize that this means I'm dropping out of QC right? and...NO law school without you. You can just call me a Loh Yitzlach but faults on you, youre the one who gave me the idea in the first place- I surrender --responosibilty is trully overrated. Sooooo I have big Mazal Tovs for you... Eric, Xiuyi, Juan, Abe (the other one), Teikmanis, Vinegar, Shorty, Penn-a-lope, Dovidle, Telemechus, Chanel Button, JT, Kosher Pizza AND the one and only Dunkin Manager. Oh oh forgot- Johng from Sing Sing. As the co-shadchan I would like to say my very own MAZAL TOV!!!!! This is wild, crazy, out of control!! Bottom line is, Hashem blessed me with Ruach Hakodesh when composing your fb profile. What goes around comes around right? Avrumie this lovely lovely girl who's heart you won is irreplacable. So for you that means A) your the luckiest guy on earth and B) your gonna have to learn how to deal with me (shlo's a pro she can give you tips) One more question: Want another dognut? One last request: Tell me how you got that pretty little face in that pretty little frame girl. One piece of advice: In the dark you can't see shiny cars (only stocking colored Barbies). One reminder for life: Don't forget your sunglasses- I get the last laugh :) Can't wait till Sunday and everything else to come iy"H Love you lots-la di da. XoXo Love, S

Mazal Tov!!! Shlomit this is amazing news. May we only share in many more simchot together. Wow, we can finally do our dance and I wont be embarrased!! LOL mwazzz cant wait to see you!! Love, Tova