b/4 i say any mazal tovs i'd first like to say that you shouldn't feel bad,i did post a message earlier than this date (oct 6 2007) and it was extremely long and funny (take out funny)!!! you shouldn't feel so bad bec. i wrote the message three days ago. it's kind of weird i wrote the whole entire thing aND IT JUST GOT ERASED. BY the way i'm not a bad lier ( but i'm not lying..................... in bed.)um did i mention my name is Jack McKorny (thank g-d no one else is reADING THIS.)end parenthesis. well aron, i'd like to officially welcome you to the gelbfish gang/gelbfish clan/gelbfish group/gelbfish family/gelbfish group of people/ gelbfish party/ and last but not least the gelbfish and bobbie family (this is what they wrote on all of the birthday card and mishhloach manos things they gave me....... they sometimes scare me). Aron you should not be scared, because when you come to Gulkowitz (shul) on the gelbfish/langer/shuli halpert only on yomim tovim/dovid elefant table, you will be scared enough. as you can see i'm trying to be that josh guys, no no not.. wtvr Josh's long post, but i'm probably not going to be able to do it. i have to:__________________________ (fill it in yourself) i think it's very funny, and very coincidental (thank g-d for spell check, because if i spelled "coincidental" wrong, Dr. Gelbfish wouldn't let Ezriel be my friend anyomore)that u 2 are getting married exactly a year after Mimi and Avrohom Knoll (no clue what the silent "k" was for, call me yaakov klanger). In fact, Bobbie and i have something to tell you guys. we ar getting married eactly a year later, on november 20 2008. and in fact, yitzchok mayer will be getting married exactly a year later, to reb zelig epstein's granddaughter (i know, more parenthesis-even though she is 49). and you better beleive it Ezrielwill be getting married an exact year later to......................................Velma, from Scoby Doo (i, know the theme song is running through your head, i can't stp that "scooby dooby doo where are you we've got to cathc that villain, come on scooby doo.....").and don't u forget about my family El-E will be getting married an exact year later (bli ayin horah) to a girl that is 4'2" and her name is Midge short for (yes! pun intended) Midget. and in fact, yitzi, bli ayin hora, will be getting marrie to......... an Amish girl (let's just clear that i'm sober now). oh, by the way Elisheva, i forgot to give you those dark chocolate MM's that i bought for you birthday. i remember that your birthday is on August 26th. or maybe it was the 27th. i can't really remember. i think we should call Guinnes, for the longest message posted ever on only simchas.com... to the only simchas people out there reading this, i am not crazy (you are all thinking, yeah right). i'm sorry , i can;'t remember all of the things thaT I WROTE, BUT LAST TIME IT WAS FUNNIER. i am looking 4ward 2 your wedding in mureena del rae ( why doesn't spell check have it?) it will be so nice.....................................more dots........................and some more.........(this should buy me some lines to Gain on Josh...)....................as i was saying it will be so nice... with all that sushi. an easy tactic to write very lojg things on only simchas is to shtup random words in a sentence to make your only simchas post much much PINK BUBBLE GUM longer. i wish you two simcha, BUBBLE BATHS, nachas, hatzlocho, KEY CHAINS, and COMPLETELY WHITE ZEBRAS. i wish you, Moshe Dov and Dina Feldberg, much happiness together and.... wait a sec this in't Moshe Dov and Dina? what, you mean i pressed the wrong people? oh whatever. mazal tov to you, eli and aroniella, wait a sec, eli is the girl? what type of name is Elisheva. whatever.i have to YELLOW LEPRACHAUN go now. so i'll c u (do you get it? i meant to write see, and i wrote c, and i meant to write you, and i wrote u...., then again maybe i'm not sober anymore) sincerely from love yours truly CINDERBLOCK rabbi mister mrs. master king doctor ELEFANT Yaakov Klanger. are you able to underline the k? cuz i EIFFEL TOWER would. did i write that you should call Guiness for the longest only simchas post ever? just checking. by the way, i like your ring. but say good bye to your pointing days, cuz it's gonna way you down.and to Aron's family, i have apresent for you. but i can say is, it's food, and it's green, and it's yellow, and it's candy. ok, bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mazal tov, wishing you a lifetime of happiness together x

Wow!!! Sorry it took so long but as they say, better late than never, huh??? Anyway huge mazel tov, to my little brother and his even smaller Kalla, well is she smaller??? I don’t know Aron, is she the “RIGHT HEIGHT?”--- Elisheva--- well jk about the height thing, I think. Anyway regardless of height you two make a really amazing couple together and I’m really happy for both you. for starters I’ve never seen Aron so obedient before:) well after spending so much time with both of you, heck we even bought a car this week! Hear that everyone?? If Aron hasn’t told you yet, HE HAS A CAR!!! I can really tell how perfect you are for each other, and Elisheva for our family, and that’s no easy feat! You managed to put up with EVERYONE for that extended weekend in Chicago, mighty impressive!!! Even I felt bad for you, and its my family! You really just fit right in, whether in Chicago, or in the den in our house, right along with the many other adopted additions to our family (Aviran, Asher, Malki, Ezzy, Shaya and now Chani etc…) and be’h you’ll continue to fit in ad maeiah viesrim shana. I’m really so proud to be both of your’s older brother, and may you only see simcha and happiness together, ALWAYS. I would go on about Aron but that would cut in to my aufruf material, and that just wouldn’t be fair:) Bashi has already warned me that I need some good material so anyone who wants to hear more will have to be there. MAZEL TOV!!! Josh

hey aron!!! gr8 news... MAZEL TOV

i totally forgot to say mazal tov lol!! wtvr its implied =)

ok here goes nothing... my attempt to try and make a really really really long post for the cutest couple around! well to start with aron this is prob the best present ever- an AWESOME girl who has no problem just having fun no matter where she is- including dancing like shes in a club lol! elisheva i had a sick awesome time dancing like crazy people at the wedding in chicago!!! aron come on she so beats my worms/ crispy beef from estee hanna no??????????? =) anywho i really am so happy that the whole eisenberger family adopted me as yet another one of your kids (bashi you know who else is adopted?.... he he) i really ALWAYS feel like im at home by you guys and its so nice to have a new addition- in case anyone was wondering little old adopted me more than approves of elisheva lol!!! but seriously i hope that you- aron and elisheva are zoche to build a beautiful bais neeman b'yisroel and that Hashem only blesses you with much mazal and lots of bracha.... you never know elisheva that bracha might get some more jewelry like your ***************** RING lol!!! just ask that lady again in chicago wat she thinks of it!! i love ALL you guys like crazy ur the best second family EVERRRRRRR!! (aron this better be long enough for you!!) malki

mazel tov aron. big big simcha. a'h we will c u by ur wedding. we love u your family from hollywood, florida

Mazal tov Eli! Such nice news. May Hashem bless you with happiness and shalom bayis always. Love Esti.

Mazel Tov!

Dear Shev and Aron, i know you got engaged a week ago... but i think its still not too late to post! We're sososos excited to have another couple in the fam. Welcome Aron :) All our love, Sara and Binyamin

mazel tov eli7! such nice news for knowing both sides! may u 2 build a bnb! luv, Raquel Hillelsohn (bulka)

MAZAL TOV!

MAZAL TOV!!!!

ELI!!!! Mazel Tov! I'm so happy for you! It's kinda funny...We're like moving clockwise down the beds... Anyway, I'm really happy and excited. I wish you only the best! I can't wait to wish you mazel tov in person--and we're just going to have to coordinate our busy schedules so I can do so, okay? Love, Gigi

Mazel Tov, Eli! This is such great news!