I am sooooooo excited omg omg omg! I am so going to wear out my dancing shoes. The four of you are perfect together--------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- An Ode to a Begotling Chapter 2------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear O’ Awesome one was also begot in a wagon------------------------------------------------- I hath dugged in my box and pulled out my flagon again-------------------------------------- My mommy said to put it back in again-------------------------------------------------------------- But I said in your mouth put a rag in again------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I will drink to this rosy faced bundle of female muncha------------------------------------------- If you do not like my poem, I will give you another puncha------------------------------------- For at least 8 full days, I will feed Poods glenmorangie for luncha--------------------- Muncha again muncha again muncha again muncha------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Regarding CP, N, T, B, and PT we will not let them smear------------------------------- Poods’ excellent abilities at guzzling beer------------------------------------------------------------- The kid is a drunkard, have no fear---------------------------------------------------------------------- It makes me so happy, I am starting to tear------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The boys are still ahead by one------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hail you savior Benny Benny Ben------------------------------------------------------------------- Little Baby Ben, Mr. Ben-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- D’Ben Ben Ben D’Ben Ben Ben D’Little Little Little Ben-------------------------------------- Buddy Ben and Bubs------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- D’Ben Ben Ben D’Ben Ben Ben D’Little Little Little Ben------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Myriads of fire angels also praise you O’ Holy One------------------------------------------- And Crazy Angels say you are also as bright as the sun------------------------------------- (But it’s kind of a sneaky smile, as if they are in on some kind of practical joke) These Ones and These Ones say you are oh so much fun----------------------------------- And Poods also kicks you in the face! ------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You didn’t enter on the eve of George Hussein Obama’s hut----------------------------------- If you are the least bit like Poods, then you are a nut--------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Give us much nachas and we will go a-braggin----------------------------------------------------- If anyone makes fun of you, we will put a gag in--------------------------------------------------- It’s a good thing you are a girl, lest you go a-blabbin------------------------------------------ V’Yikareh Shmah B’Yisrael-Sparkle--------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Copyright 2008-Reprinted without Permission