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"Two gentile businessman meet on the street. One of them says, ‘How’s business?’ The other one says, ‘Great!" Jerry Seinfeld was asked to tell a joke when he appeared on the Norm MacDonald Live show. On the spot, he came up with a joke and told the host that only Jewish...
We found six non-observant Jews who had never tried to follow Kosher rules and asked them to give it a shot. There were a lot of rules. [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCB4v68Bb3g] A LOT! And it was very hard for the participants to find Kosher menus at restaurants. They also had to boil their dishes and utensils...

Halachos of Thanksgiving

Let’s be very careful this Thanksgiving not to get too caught up in the festivities and forget the finer details of the day. One must have a Kzayit of turkey past plag on thanksgiving, but should ideally wait for nightfall. A turkey may be roasted, grilled fried, or cooked in any...
You Know the Person Next To You Hasn't Been To Shul In Awhile When You Hear Him Say... 1. "Hey, my book is backwards." 2. "Isn't it impolite to talk when the minister is talking?" 3. "What's with the beanies?" 4. "Isn't it funny that one person on the stage has a better...
There are many things Koreans and Hasidic Jews have in common: An emphasis on studying, good food, and even the Talmud. Shockingly though, the music of these two very different cultures often sounds the same as well. Try it for yourself with the quiz from the website koreanorhasidic.com. It's harder than...
What’s an appropriate age to teach kids a second language? When it comes to Yiddish, author Laurel Snyder believes no time is too soon. Snyder’s baby board book, Nosh Schlep Schluff: Babyiddish, is perfect for very young children, or for anyone else in search of a good time with a Jewish pidgin...
If you're familiar with Abbot and Costello you know their famous bit "Who's on First". Well now get ready for the Hebrew version of "Who's on First" written by and starring Elon Gold and introducing Emily Gold (Elon's 7-year-old daughter). Watch it here: Get OnlySimchas News Live Updates  by email and never...
On this past weekend's episode of Saturday Night Live, they brought back an old favorite at the Weekend Update desk, Jacob the Bar-Mitzvah boy, played by Vanessa Bayer. In the sketch Jacob tells the story of Passover while reading from a prepared speech, unable to stray from the written...
It's often been said that Italians and Jews have similar cultures. We both love getting together to eat and we have big, loud families. One Italian comedian, Sebastian Maniscalco, described how Italians and Jews are actually more different than you think, especially when it comes to Pesach. In the...
  Did You Schlissel Challah This Year? It worked great for Ivanka Trump last year!           Get OS News Live Updates  by email and never miss our top breaking stories   
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Elon Gold is an American comedian, television actor, writer and producer. Gold is an openly observant Jew, though he works the mainstream docket. Watch his video talking about how Jews built the pyramids here: Get OnlySimchas News Live Updates  by email and never miss our top breaking stories   
Ashley Blaker isn’t your average orthodox Jewish man: he is also an internationally-acclaimed comedian. In November 2015 he embarked on his first stand-up tour – Ungefiltered – which played to sell-out audiences the length and breadth of the UK. He started 2017 with his first Israel tour and followed...


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